Michele Bachmann gets second place, for rather cheesily announcing she was running live on air and not sounding far out.

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This time, the people sounding the alarm are air traffic controllers.

NPR: FAA Accused of Ignoring Safety Warnings

The U.S. bans export to lots of banal-sounding firms such as London's Atlas Air Conditioning, SIRM Holdings in Rome and Vinale Tours in Cancun, Mexico.

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