Pairs of hapless hacks are judged by the past week's work: if you show enough plagiarism, exaggeration, sloppy logic and bias you advance into the next round (your correspondent did not make it to the final, thank goodness).

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The second premise, that carbon restrictions are necessary for energy consumption control, belies inherent logic of free market economic incentives to advance conservation economies.

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