Tomlinson, who carried this developing fluid disguised as a bottle of Ralph Lauren toilet water, claims the technique was discovered by accident when a secret message from Russia was being decoded in the 1980s.
Despite all of the frightening reports that dominated TMI media coverage at the time of and over years since the accident, the important lost message is that no one was injured or killed, and very little radiation was released.
"This crisis is neither the result of a normal turn of the business cycle nor an accident of history, " the president states in an opening message of the 134-page document.
"We regret the accident of the Air Force helicopter crash, " President Juan Manuel Santos of Colombia said in a message posted on his official twitter account.