But there's no satisfaction walking back down the tunnel as a gallant loser watching your enemies celebrate one of the greatest days of their lives.

BBC: Kevin Ratcliffe

Or could it be that you are aware of your female readership, and are planning on running "Don't Marry a Loser with Mommy Issues and No Self-Esteem" in your next issue?

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One of the more painful lessons all investors learn is that a 20%-40% loser in your portfolio can offset the nice gains from the other holdings.

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