Indeed, opening arguments by the defense hinted at the existence of nary a wart in Lay and Skilling's character--or even their management of Enron.

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You can even upload a photo of a wart or rash.

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As one might imagine (especially if you have had a wart frozen on your knee or finger), the treatment itself causes significant physical discomfort as well.

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But if you are a worry wart then buy only essential service revenue and General Obligation municipal bonds.

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At least it isn't a wall-wart type, we suppose.

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Unlike many of the worry-wart fears that mom expressed during my childhood, these are not simply a product of urban legend.

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