Tony was a tall guy.

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Later, as Becky made her way to the bar, flashing a warm smile was all it took for a tall, handsome guy sipping a glass of red wine to ask her which sport she was watching (we were in a sports bar, because that's where you go when you're looking for bountiful testosterone).

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"(Kavi's parents) wanted me to wear a turban, too, but I'm a tall skinny white guy, and I thought that would look funny on me, " he says with a laugh.

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Sadly, even if the tall guy has but a sapling, he still has the advantage.

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Vasey, 45, who considers himself a large guy at 400 pounds and over six feet tall, usually pays for two seats.

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