Okay, now imagine it with a Sith Warrior of either gender, but with a male slave.

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Darth Maul, a Sith warrior known for wielding a double-ended lightsaber, takes over Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea 24-oz. cans and one-liter bottles.

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To show you what I mean, humor me for a moment and imagine that video with a female Sith Warrior.

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This week, the release of Revenge of the Sith completes a six-movie, 15 hour sequence in which the trilogy of films released in the last six years (The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and now Revenge of the Sith) form a prequel to the original Star Wars films released between 1977 and 83, numbered parts IV-VI (A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi).

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Players start out as training Padawans (those who are just learning how to use the Force) and are quickly thrust into a conflict with the Sith.

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Lucasfilm has not released a Star Wars film since Revenge of the Sith in 2005.

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Mr. SITH: Well there's definitely a lot less out there.

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Maybe even a game set further back, to when Jedi and Sith were relatively new, before the universe had been quite so domesticated.

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By special arrangement, a digital wonder plays Star Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Sith 78 feet wide on the screen.

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