Aflac thought I was such an evil person and what I did so heinous that there was only one way to deal with this: Hire a new guy to imitate Gilbert Gottfried, pay him less, save a trainload of cash on commercials, thus bringing closure to this horrible tragedy.
Earlier this week a friend showed me some photos of a guy in New York passed out with Tom Hanks at a local restaurant.
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We have a little commercial we did in New York with a guy dressed up as a onion.
Fresh off unveiling its BlackBerry 10 operating system and two new phones, the company tried to keep its badly needed momentum going with a 30-second spot in which a guy uses the new BlackBerry Z10 to set himself on fire, grow elephant legs and magically turn an out-of-control big rig into an exploding pile of rubber duckies.
Indeed, the Blok might have done even better, save that a new federal government, led by Guy Verhofstadt, a Flemish liberal, has started bringing tax rates down and shaking the bureaucracy up.
"We want to make sure a club doesn't get one rich guy who finds a new toy for two or three years and then leaves, " Seifert said.
Mostly locals, but way in the back of the line was a guy from New York, Bradley Geist, who'd flown in just for lunch and planned to go back as soon as he got it.
Nowhere are the strictures of Prohibition more freely and profitably flouted, and all is well until a new deputy sheriff named Rakes (Guy Pearce), a strutting and murderous dandy from out of town, arrives to clean the place up.
"John was a very good friend ... a great guy, a patriotic American, " said New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani.
Last Jan. 20, I spotted a guy on the New York City subway wearing what looked like Google Glass, which at the time was a mysterious new augmented-reality gadget that looked like a pair of glasses and supposedly put hands-free smartphone tech literally in front of your eyes.
His reputation was forged in the refiner's fire of Sept. 11, which burned away the dross of what had been a successful but contentious two terms as New York City's mayor, a guy who reduced crime, yet picked fights with squeegee men and jaywalkers.
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"I'm a very quiet guy, so a lot of this is really new to me, you know, " Ware said.
But the reason we negotiate for a raise or a new BMW is the same reason we might flirt with a guy on the train: ultimately, we want to find ways to have and express love.
The decision to remain at his alma mater has come perhaps with a little urging from the big guy, and Hopkins recently moved into a new home in the Syracuse suburbs with wife Tricia and their three children.
The fresh outside perspective of a brand new chief contrasted with the tried and true ways of a guy who had been there for many years following a familiar but always challenging formula of trying to make our ads stand out amongst the intense competition between the advertisers on Super Bowl Sunday.
"Sometimes a guy can go to a new environment and reinvent himself, " he said.
American Express OPEN Forum contributor and well-known entrepreneur Guy Kawasaki recently wrote a new book What the Plus!
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This guy painted himself as a new kind of Republican, yet the best he could do was beat the same old Reagan drum.
Whether politically motivated or not, Abdullah may find his new tough-guy role a difficult one with which to win his audiences - both inside and outside UMNO.
Einhorn feared if the Mets knew of his previous interest in the Brewers they would conclude he was just another rich hedge-fund guy looking to buy a new toy, as opposed to being a serious Mets fan.
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For two years private eye George Arnold kept hearing about a guy named "Sam" in New York who was selling counterfeit watches.
Former Apple evangelist, entrepreneur and venture capitalist, Guy Kawasaki, has published a new book on the art of changing hearts, minds and actions.
For example, the new guy is always watched like a hawk and assessed by associates boasting a greater level of seniority through various avenues, some passive, some direct.
The fact that Forbes and Kain blow up a story about one guy in the trenches at EA when he has a one line take on the new COD trailer is just ridiculous.
The dichotomy is frankly stated in a new book by two fervent apostles of modernity, Guy Cooper and Gordon Taylor.
When Quinn and the new guy moved on, they left a sea of sardonic smiles and smirks in their wake.
Apple's new guy in charge of retail launched a plan to lay off workers and boost profits, then had to walk it back when people pointed out that this was stupid.
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