Citibank, the poster child for sick banks and the victim of a weeks-long short raid, announced that it operated at a profit for the first two months of 2009.
The fourth-round draft pick from Syracuse came up horribly short on along go pattern during Friday's start to the two-day minicamp for rookies and free agents.
The index is 76% weighted to along position in futures contracts on two-year Treasury yields and 24% weighted to ashort position in 10-year Treasury yields.
To confirm that this is so, Ms Welch stripped the eggs out of several females (not as horrible a process as it sounds), divided each batch of eggs into two, and inseminated half with sperm from a long-calling male and half with sperm from a short-calling male.