He's a handsome guy, lean and fit-looking, with a strong jaw and clean white teeth.

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"Pitt is a handsome guy, but if you saw him in real-life or HDTV, which is roughly the same thing, you wouldn't think he was so beautiful, " Swann says.

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Later, as Becky made her way to the bar, flashing a warm smile was all it took for a tall, handsome guy sipping a glass of red wine to ask her which sport she was watching (we were in a sports bar, because that's where you go when you're looking for bountiful testosterone).

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Segel, a big guy, handsome in a slightly sappy way, humiliates himself over and over, which is supposed to be endearing.

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