He'd be squeezed against scores of other swine, hoofing a steel grate floor, while growing fatter and fatter on a factory farm.

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The phone, as you'd expect, is essentially a BlackBerry Bold 9900 in a body crafted with forged stainless steel and a leather-wrapped back.

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Chamberlain is practically sui generis though the idea of his best work (where steel is as malleable as paint) being AbEx in 3-D is a little closer to the truth.

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Today, it resides behind a thick steel door, down in the bowels of the Folger Shakespeare Library, in Washington, D.

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