Most importantly, I'm sitting at abar and just ordered what looks to be a monster of aburger called the "Hot Mess" at a place called Park Bar near my hotel.
Invented by Greek immigrants at Crown Burger, now with seven locations in and around Salt Lake City, the concept has expanded and virtually every bar and burger joint in greater Salt Lake serves up a pastrami and burger combo.
Top a succulent, Kobe beef burger with black truffles or foie gras at the famed BurgerBar, or savour delectable sushi at Asia, one of the city's most acclaimed contemporary hot spots.
"This isn't something they teach at the police academy, " he said over lunch at the Country Bar and Grill, where the waitresses had been joking about offering a Ninja Burger Special.