不，一个老笑话。
Yeah, it’s an old joke, but it’s sort of true. Because most hermaphrodites do have to date.
哈，这是个古老的joke，但是也是一种事实，因为大多数两性动物要约会繁衍。
Microsoft, according to an old joke, offers flexitime: "you can work any 18-hour shift that you want."
(微软，据说有个老笑话关于提供弹性工作制：“你可以根据需要随意工作18小时”)。
Put ten Chinese in a room, goes an old joke, and you would be hard pressed to get them to speak .
十个中国人一起只是一个笑话，你很难让他们开口。
That's an old joke about certain fans wanting Yao to come to their team. Usually, it was Warriors fan.
这是一个老笑话了：某些粉丝总是想要姚明转到他们的队。通常来说，一般是勇士球迷。
There was an old joke about how if you ask a consultant the time he'll borrow your watch so he can tell you.
有一个古老的笑话说，如果你问顾问现在几点，他会先向你借手表，然后才好告诉你。
There used to be an old joke in America that people should take a bath once a week, whether they need one or not.
以前在美国有一个老笑话，说不管人们需不需要，他们至少每个礼拜该洗一次澡。
There is an old joke about a person who walks into a surgery and says, 'Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
有一则老笑话，说的是一个人走进诊疗室，说：“医生，医生，人们一直忽视我。”
There's an old joke that says "a man with one watch always knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure."
有一个流传已久的笑话：“佩戴一只手表的人常常知道时间，而佩戴两只手表后反而难以确定了”。
My attitude toward death was captured by the punch line in an old joke about Sister Jones, the most devout woman in her church.
我对死亡的态度，正好与关于琼斯修女的一个老笑话中的一个妙语不谋而合。
There is an old joke about a person, lost on the street. He turns to a stranger and says, 'Please, how do I get to the city hall?
有一个关于一个迷路的人的很老的笑话，他去问一个陌生人，“请问，我怎样走才能到达城市的大礼堂？”
There's an old joke. Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort. One says, "The food at this place is really terrible. ""
有个老笑话，两个老太太下榻在卡茨基尼山假日酒店。其中一个说道：“这的食物真难吃。”
There's an old joke that Web developers spend about 20% of their time writing code and the other 80% getting it to work the same in all browsers.
有一个关于Web开发人员的笑谈，Web开发人员用他们20%的时间写代码，然后用剩下的80%的时间让这些代码能够在所有浏览器中运转起来并获得相同的效果。
To echo an old joke, heaven is where women and older people work like the Swedes, the young work like the Dutch and the unemployed find jobs like the Danes.
重复一个古老的笑话，天堂里住着的妇女和老人，象瑞典人一样辛勤、年轻人象瑞士人一样工作、而失业者则以丹麦方式重返职场。
There's an old joke that Emacs would be a great operating system if only it had a decent text editor, whereas vi would be a great text editor if only it had a decent operating system.
有这样一则老笑话：如果Emacs拥有一款优良的文本编辑器，那么它将是一个优秀的操作系统，相反，如果vi拥有一个不错的操作系统，那么它将是一款非常出色的文本编辑器。
It began as a joke, putting home-made salad dressing in an old wine bottle, tying it with a ribbon and giving it to friends.
这始于一个玩笑，他将自家制作的沙拉酱装在一个旧酒瓶里再系上一个蝴蝶结送给自己的朋友们。
As the old joke goes: when your neighbour loses his job, it is called an economic slowdown.
就像那个老笑话：当你的邻居失业了，那叫做经济低迷；当自己失业了，那就变成了经济衰退。
Don't have a joke with an old man.
不要同老年人开玩笑。
Don't make a joke about an old man.
不要同老年人开玩笑。
New ideas can ride in on the back of a joke, old ideas can be given an added edge.
新想法可以用笑话的力量轻松进入人们的心，老想法也能借幽默增加锋芒。
The old joke that the way to render an Italian speechless is to tie his hands together has a kernel of truth in it.
有一个老笑话说，如果要让一个意大利人闭嘴，那就把他的手绑起来，这个笑话有其道理所在。
You may joke about in-laws and the old ball and chain, but an assortment of studies have found that married people are generally happier than singles.
您年夜略会开打趣说公婆和旧球和链条，而是各种百般的探讨发觉，已婚的人凡是比单身更快乐。
You may joke about in-laws and the old ball and chain, but an assortment of studies have found that married people are generally happier than singles.
您年夜略会开打趣说公婆和旧球和链条，而是各种百般的探讨发觉，已婚的人凡是比单身更快乐。
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