Don't forget it's All Fools' Day!
别忘记今天是愚人节。
他是傻子， 但我也跟着傻了。
恋爱中的人都是呆子。
April Fools' Day, also called all Fools' Day, is celebrated every April 1st in the United States.
愚人节，又叫所有傻瓜的节日，在美国，每年四月一号庆祝。
April Fools' day, sometimes called all Fools' day, is one of the most light-hearted days of the year in the United States and Europe.
愚人节，也称作万愚节，在许多欧美国家，这一天是一年中最轻松的日子。
Holding "Three Kingdoms" leaning on the window, watching the sunset from afar, suddenly remembered something that I very much appreciate the words: we are all fools.
捧着《三国演义》倚在窗户上，看着远方的夕阳，突然想起一句让我很欣赏的话：我们都是傻瓜。
So in celebration of All Fools' Day, we're taking a look back at some of the most iconic pranks to ever take place on April 1, and giving them an old-fashioned, back-to-school cool grade.
为了庆祝今天的愚人节，我们将与您一起追溯曾发生在愚人节这天的经典恶作剧，并且用学校的老套的方式为它们评分。
That matters: not all entrepreneurs start up in their garages with money from “family, friends and fools”.
那就麻烦了：不是所有的企业家都用“亲戚、朋友以及傻瓜”的钱在他们的车库里办公司的。
Justin Bieber tweets his heartfelt regrets to all of his fans -on April Fools' Day!
在愚人节这一天，贾斯汀·比伯向所有粉丝衷心地表达了自己的歉意。
His performance is all sly looks and bone-dry readings, held together by a general air of barely contained exasperation at the antics of the fools and knaves who surround him.
他的表演结合了狡黠的外表和干巴巴的台词，以及一种对身边由傻瓜和骗子组成的老古董们抑制不住的绝望情绪。
Save me from all my transgressions; do not make me the scorn of fools.
求你救我脱离一切的过犯。不要使我受愚顽人的羞辱。
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.
傻子知道一切，圣人知道很多。
No fools they: at least one poll suggests the British public is ready to go all the way.
他们都不笨：至少一个调查显示英国公众已经准备好一致予以大力支持了。
I can guarantee that he will say that he's a perfectionist and he doesn't suffer fools - which is what all CEOs say.
我可以保证，他会说自己是一位完美主义者，不会容忍蠢人——这是所有首席执行官都会说的话。
Speaking in public is most people s least favorite thing. The reason is that we re all afraid of making fools of ourselves.
很少有人喜欢在公共场合演讲，原因是我们都怕出洋相，越是重要的演讲心里越恐慌。
But history makes fools of us all.
但历史把我们全耍了。
Rise up, O God, and defend your cause; remember how fools mock you all day long.
神阿，求你起来，为自己伸诉。要记念愚顽人怎样终日辱骂你。
Last spring, Mother Nature made April Fools of all of us who live in New England.
去年春天大自然捉弄了我们所有居住在新英格兰的人。
Of course, in the United States, April Fools' Day is an all day affair.
当然了，在美国，这一天从早到晚都可以开玩笑。
Nowadays, people all over the world play tricks on each other on April Fools' day.
现如今，全世界的人都在愚人节这天相互捉弄。
"He is making fools of us," said they all; then the shoemakers took their straps, and the tanners their leather aprons, and began to beat GREat Claus.
“他简直是拿我们开玩笑。”大家都说。于是鞋匠拿起皮条，制革匠拿起围裙，都向大克劳斯打来。
That silly child never does anything; he fools about all day long.
那个傻海子从来不做事，旨是蛀天晕手好闲。
That silly child never does anything; he fools about all day long.
那个傻海子从来不做事，旨是蛀天晕手好闲。
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