你觉得我是一个笑话？
我想这可能是一个笑话。
一般来说，如果一个人用一个与主题无关的笑话开场，他们的潜台词是，‘请欢迎我好吗。’
When people open with a joke that is irrelevant, the implied message is, 'Please like me.'
最终，这个想法成为公司的一种文化，甚至是一个笑话，就像，“打扰一下，我需要读一下测试的内容。”
Eventually, the idea became part of the company culture and even a company joke, as in, "Excuse me, I need to go read about testing."
有时候我可能会说个笑话或者是临时想一个。
有一天我的一个好朋友告诉我，他最喜欢的书是戴维·福斯特·沃伦斯的《无穷尽的笑话》。
One day a good friend told me that his favorite book was Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.
我知道，英国食品的名声是说不清道不明的，所以对外人来说，它一直就是一个笑话。
I knew that British food had a somewhat dubious reputation abroad but always thought it was a bit of a joke.
由于我所在的州是在一个像阿肯色州一样的乡村为主的州，我给他们说了个笑话。
Since I was in a rural state like Arkansas, I told them a joke.
这个是我在我们两个半小时前的采访中用到的一个笑话：我还不知道你的电影的名字呢。
It's the punch line of a joke I've been using since we started two and a half hours earlier: I still don't know the name of your movie.
我是这么说这个笑话的：“一个护士——她的名字是Joyce——在候诊室感到了某种存在。”
Here's how I tell it: "a nurse — her name is Joyce — feels a presence in the waiting room."
警察昨天逮住俩小孩，一个在喝电池液，一个在吃焰火。警察指控（充电）了一个，放了另一个。这个笑话有点冷。类似某电影台词“当我是个屁，把我放了吧”
6 - Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
如果我的鲞生命是一个笑话，你就是我生命里唯一的真实。
在一个晴天下午的户外寻找阳光简直是个笑话，而这却是我昨天碰到的饶有趣味的一幕。
It is a sheer joke to search for sunshine outdoors in an afternoon of a fine day, however, this is what I encounter today. Interesting enough.
最后，我有一个小笑话带给大家，这个笑话是这样的。
有一则老笑话，说的是一个人走进诊疗室，说：“医生，医生，人们一直忽视我。”
There is an old joke about a person who walks into a surgery and says, 'Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
我在26岁是还是处子，所以我理论上也是一个魔法师（一个这儿才会明白的笑话）。
I was still a virgin when I was 26, that means I was piratically a magician(an inside joke around here).
一个更安全的替代笑话我是使用一个或两个精心挑选的报价。
A safer alternative to jokes me be to use one or two well-chosen quotations.
一个更安全的替代笑话我是使用一个或两个精心挑选的报价。
A safer alternative to jokes me be to use one or two well-chosen quotations.
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