本报不久前刊登的一篇文章说,一位女士每天早上5起床,而午夜之后才上床睡觉。
We recently posted about one woman who rises at 5 a.m. and often ends her day at midnight.
美国的发明者们说,英国人对这些机械床伴的需求正不断增加,甚至还包括一位女士希望订购一具看起来像电视明星GrahamNorton的男伴。
Inventors in the US say there is an increasing demand from Brits for these mechanical bed partners, including interest from a woman wanting one that looked like TV star Graham Norton.
一位女士说道:“纽约人拒绝约会的借口已经足够多了,没必要再把床虱加进来。”
One woman said, "I think there`s enough excuses not to date someone in New York. ... Bedbugs doesn`t need to be added to it."
女:好的,我们有无烟的海景大床房间,费用189美金一晚;还有能看到院子景色的标准房间,一晚费用139美金。
Agent: Sure, we have a non-smoking queen with an ocean view for $189 or a standard room with a courtyard view for $139 a night.
女:好吧,但家只有一床。
本报不久前刊登的一篇文章说,一位女士每天早上5起床,而午夜之后才上床睡觉。
We recently posted about one woman who rises at 5 a. m. and often ends her day at midnight.
当一个家伙告诉你多少女人,他的床…真正的答案的一半它…当一位女性告诉你她有多少床…双!
When a guys tells you how many woman he has bedded... half it for the true answer... when a female tells you how many she has bedded... double it!
当一个家伙告诉你多少女人,他的床…真正的答案的一半它…当一位女性告诉你她有多少床…双!
When a guys tells you how many woman he has bedded... half it for the true answer... when a female tells you how many she has bedded... double it!
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