最重要的警告是：如果你出现了严重的症状，不要再往上了，要往下走。
The most important warning is this: if you have severe symptoms, then don't go away, go down.
如果你说你喜欢玉米煎饼，一条“塔克钟”的横幅广告就会出现在你的网页的顶端。
If you say you love burritos, a banner ad for Taco Bell might appear at the top of your page.
如果你一再让铃声和食物同时出现，很快，铃声便会促使唾液分泌。
Over and over again, if you put the bell and the food together, pretty soon, the bell will generate saliva.
如果你是世界上最大的债权国，就会出现这种情况：你可以给出这样的暗示，如果这些暗示被泄露出去，它们本身就足以制造国际经济混乱。
That's what happens when you're the world's biggest creditor: you get to drop hints like that, which would be enough by themselves to create international economic chaos if they were ever leaked.
你说“你好”，如果你看到他们在院子里可以闲聊，当他们出现时你们可以讨论问题，在紧急情况下你们可以互相帮助。
You say "hello", use small talk if you see them in the yard, you discuss problems as they arise and you help each other in an emergency.
工资调查很容易把一个人重复计算进去：如果你是一个人同时做两份工作，你就会以两名员工的身份出现。
The payroll survey can easily double-count someone: if you are one person with two jobs, you show up as two workers.
如果你不放心介绍你的朋友给另一个朋友认识，这显然是你的友谊出现问题的征兆。
If you can't trust your friend to have a relationship with another person you consider a friend, it's a clear symptom of a problem in your friendships.
在特定的时间和地点，当月虹恰巧出现时，如果你就在那里，千万不要错过它。
At a certain time and a certain place, when a moonbow happens to appear, you can't miss it if you're right there.
不要沮丧，因为机会以不同的方式出现，如果你低下头，就可能看不到它。
Don't be upset because opportunity comes in different ways and if your head is down, you might not see it.
如果出现这种情况，说明你可能很焦虑，而焦虑会阻止你追求梦想。事实上，焦虑滋生于逃避，让你更不自信，而开始行动可以帮助你减少焦虑。
If these happen, it shows that you are probably anxious, and your anxiety will stop you from going after your dreams. Actually, anxiety feeds on avoidance and makes you less confident, while getting started and taking action help your anxiety go down.
他接着透露了针对员工销售的严格规定：“你可以为某人买礼物，但他们会跟踪每一件物品，如果你的礼物最终出现在网上，他们知道应该去询问谁。”
He goes on to disclose the strict guidelines around the employee sales: "You may buy gifts for someone, but they track each item, and if your gift ends up online they know who to ask."
但是如果真的出现了一个问题，你需要把它解决好。
所以如果你已经被分解并传送了，那么然后出现的那个人是谁？
So if you've been destroyed and teleported, then who is that person there?
如果出现错误，请返回，并确保你已经正确更改了所有变量的名称。
If there are errors, go back and ensure that you have correctly changed all the variable names.
如果你没有首先设计服务间的契约，服务间复杂的集成问题就会出现。
If you do not design the contracts between services first, there will be complex integration problems between your services.
如果出现的是个严重的问题，你除了解决它别无选择。
If a major problem emerges, you have no choice but to resolve it.
如果当警察出现的时候，你已经喝醉了，那么就找他们说的做，事后再发牢骚。
If you're hammered when the cops show up, do what they say and complain about them later.
如果你一开始走了弯路，问题很快又会出现。
如果问题仍然出现，你的硬盘驱动器可能是坏了。
世界越来越透明，如果你总想以假面出现，最终还是会被发现的。
The world is more and more transparent. If you pretend to be someone else, you will get found out.
如果你不给梦想留下空间，它们永远都不会出现。
如果你的城市里出现这种旅馆，你会去住吗？
If such hotels are available in your city, will you choose to live in?
如果你不能出现在媒体中，那就带上你自己的摄像机，对吗？
如果出现如上症状，要告知你的父母亲，以便他(她)可以带你去看医生。
If you have any of these problems, tell your parent so he or she can take you to the doctor.
如果你不在的话，你就不会被发现，所以……呃……请出现在[那儿]。
如果你出现了因肥胖引起的严重健康问题，医生可能建议你进行减肥手术或药物治疗。
If you have serious health problems because of your weight, your doctor may suggest weight-loss surgery or medications for you.
如果你忽视早餐，则会出现低血糖、疲劳、精力不集中，易怒和昏睡后果。
If you skip breakfast, blood sugar levels drop, fatigue, poor concentration, irritability and lethargy results.
如果你的牙齿出现这些症状，你的牙医会给你一个口腔护卫。
If your teeth show these signs, your dentist can give you a mouth guard.
总之，如果你的身体出现了问题，那么谁来负责照顾你的孩子，给他们独到的关心呢？
After all, if your health begins to suffer, who will be there for your children, giving them the care that only you can?
如果你在错误的时间出现在错误的地点，那你就将死定了。
If you were in the wrong place at the wrong time, you were history. That was all.
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