如果我不是一个超级英雄呢？
如果我不是一个人而是一只动物，我几乎可以肯定的说：我会更快乐。
I'm almost certain that I would be happier as an animal than as a human.
如果我让总能量为正，它就不是一个椭圆了。
在我的文化中，如果你在他们家里吸烟，你是一个不好的客人，但如果他们不允许你在他们家里吸烟，他们也不是粗鲁的主人。
In my culture, if you smoke in their house, you are a bad guest, but if they don't allow you to smoke in their house, they are not rude hosts.
我的意思是，如果一个更小的天体会绕一个更大的天体运行，而不是大的围着小的转，不是更合理吗？
I mean, isn't it more sensible to think that a smaller heavenly body would orbit a larger one, rather than the opposite?
我发现，如果把追踪应用程序作为家庭公认的提高安全性的工具，而不是作为一个用于监视的秘密工具，那么青少年会更容易接受它。
I've found teens are more acceptable to tracking app when it is included as part of a family agreement to improve safety than when it is placed as a secret tool to watch them.
我想说的是，如果一个人有那样的态度那么他是不会去天堂的，因为他不是全心全意用灵魂，用精神爱上帝的。
Well, I want to tell you, if that is a person's attitude, they are not going to heaven, because they do not love God with all their heart, soul, and mind.
如果这样，你也不是一个人在这么做，我也是这样的。
对我来说，那似乎不是丰富和充实的生活，尤其是如果我打算要一个孩子。
That doesn't seem like a rich and fulfilling life for me, especially if I am going to have children.
我决不是教你忽略自己，如果你连自己都帮不了，你便无法帮助别人。所以要找到一个最佳的平衡点。
I am by no means saying to neglect yourself, because if you do not help yourself, you cannot help others, so there's always a fine line of balance.
如果灵魂理论者最多只能说，我不能解释，你也不能，这不是一个相信灵魂存在的理由。
And if the best the soul theorist can say is, "I can't explain it and neither can you," that's not a reason to believe this side.
如果不是，开始挖掘吧，拿一个凯瑟琳问过我的问题问问自己，“与你共事者的幽默感在哪里？”
If not, start digging, ask yourself the question that Catherine asked me. "What are your people's sense of humor?"
NicholasSparks不是一个好作家……如果你是他的粉丝，好吧，我也得实话实说。
Nicholas Sparks is not a good writer... if you like him, fine, but facts are facts.
如果你设计一个软件，遇到一个情形时你问自己：“Gee，我不是第一个面对这个问题的人！”
If you design software and you face a situation in which you ask yourself "Gee, I can't be the first person facing this problem!"
“我在这里”，来自英国“相信我，如果不是Facebook，那也是别的什么东西使一个忙碌疲惫的大脑分心。
Among the comments to the story was this one, from "I'm over here" in Britain: "Believe me, if it isn't Facebook, it's something else. There's always something ready to distract a bored mind.
也许你会想，如果你也做一个清醒梦，你可以做任何你想做的事。但对我而言，它并不是那么简单的。做梦的技巧还是需要实践的。
You might think that if you have a lucid dream, you can do whatever you want. But for me it isn't that simple. Building dream skills takes practice.
如果我要选择一个代表了今日英国形象的话，对我来说那将不是一个电话亭或是一个邮筒。
If I had to choose a single image that, for me, represents Britain today, it would not be a phone box or a postbox.
也许我们认为，如果或当我们犯错误的时候，“我承担过多”并不是一个好借口(毕竟，是我们选择说“是”或“不”)。
Perhaps we think "I took on too much" is not much of an excuse if and when we drop the ball (after all, it was our choice to say yes or no).
如果你自己本身不是一个程序员，我觉得一开始你最好是把你的最初好的想法外包给经验丰富的人来替你做。
If you're not a programmer yourself, I think a good way to get started is to outsource your initial ideas to someone with more experience.
如果他忘记取衣服回家，他就会编织这样一个故事：不是我不记得了，只是我觉得你已经把它取回家了。
Or if he forgot to do it, he would make up a story saying that he remembered, but thought you would have already done it, instead.
如果我做一个变更，有时候我的构建会由于编译错误或者连接错误而失败，但是不是由于我的代码。
I would make a change, and sometimes my build would fail with compilation errors or linking errors, but not on my code.
如果你们之间属于那种短期关系的话，更像室友而不是夫妻，那么我得说如果他只是一个室友他应该为自己埋单。
If this is a short term relationship, and you're more like roommates than a couple, then I'd say he should pay as if he was a roommate.
如果一个孩子说，‘我要参加一个聚会’，然后家长问，'我如何知道你确实要去那里而不是另外的地方？
"If a kid says' I want to go to a party, 'and the parent says,' How do I know you're going there and not somewhere else?"
我觉得我不是唯一一个有这种想法的人，但是如果我小时候已经有了这些习惯，那么我现在一定已经很富有了。
I think I'm not alone here, but if I had these habits when I was young, I'd be pretty well off now.
我的脑海中闪过一个念头，如果我不是僧人，我也会有这样的一个妻子和孩子。
And in a flash I thought that if I was not a monk, I would have a wife and a child like that.
如果不是一个严重的错误，我就可以使用一个错误编码作为返回值吗？
So if it wasn't such a severe error, I could just bail out with an error code?
事实上，如果不是在自动化测试方面花了大量的时间，我可能认为在这个月本可以编写完一个还有一些错误且没有经过良好测试的DF A编译器的版本。
In fact, I could argue that I would have finished writing a buggy, yet not-well-tested version of the DFA compiler this month if I hadn't spent so much time on automated tests.
事实上，如果不是在自动化测试方面花了大量的时间，我可能认为在这个月本可以编写完一个还有一些错误且没有经过良好测试的DF A编译器的版本。
In fact, I could argue that I would have finished writing a buggy, yet not-well-tested version of the DFA compiler this month if I hadn't spent so much time on automated tests.
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