如果你是个体经营的，那就没有带薪休假或病假了。
There are no paid holidays or sick leave if you are self-employed.
如果你是自动驾驶，那就没事了。
如果你是新手，这同样重要。
如果你是独自一人，那么尽量保持清醒。
如果你是教授，难道不会喜欢正面的反馈吗？
Wouldn't you appreciate positive feedback if you were a professor?
不过，如果你是清华大学的学生，这些还不够。
Well, these are not enough if you are a student at Tsinghua University.
当然，如果你是班杰或奥特，那就另当别论了。
Of course if you were Badger or Otter, it would be quite another matter.
如果你是正确的，这支温度计的温度将会开始升高。
If you are right, the temperature in the thermometer will start to rise.
如果你是真的，那就坐到那个大凳子上，和我说说话。
如果你是一个非常内敛的人，刚开始可能会有点困难。
If you are a very reserved person, this could be a little difficult at first.
“啊，如果你是这个意思的话，我们还没有走呢。”第一只燕子回答说。
"O, we're not off yet, if that's what you mean," replied the first swallow.
如果你是棒球队球童，那么你就要为棒球队员拿球棒。
If you are a batboy, then you are holding the bat for the baseball players.
如果你是比利·克里斯特尔的影迷，你就会喜欢这部电影。
如果你是一个幸运打进电话的人，且被选中参赛，你就可能要发财了。
If you are one of the lucky callers chosen to play, you could be in the money.
如果你是个忙人，想在同一场合与几位可能成为自己伴侣的人见面，那么快速交友也许会适合你。
If you're a busy person, looking to meet several potential mates at the same event, speed dating could be for you.
如果你是隐士，你就得这么做。
如果你是蜘蛛侠，你会做什么？
如果你是初学者，最好去上课。
如果你是别人的朋友，他们通常也会是你的朋友。
If you are a friend to others, they will usually be a friend to you.
如果你是一个足球迷，你可以收集足球卡片。
当然，如果你是一个非人类物种，崩溃已经开始了。
Of course, if you are a non-human species, collapse is well underway.
如果你是第一次露营，你会感到兴奋，也许还会有点紧张。
If you go to a sleep away camp for the first time, you'll feel excited and maybe a little nervous.
如果你是一名老师或家长，你最好始终和你的学生或孩子讲真话。
If you are a teacher or a parent, you'd better always tell the truth to your students or children.
好的友谊不容易发展，但如果你是忠诚和真诚的，友谊可以持续到永远。
Good friendships are not easy to develop, but a friendship can last forever if you are loyal and sincere.
如果你是大英博物馆今年200万游客中的一员，不要试图太快看完。
If you are one of the British Museum's two million visitors this year, don't try to see it all too quickly.
如果你是一名选择坐在繁忙的购物中心的桌子旁学习的学生，不要担心。
If you're a student who chooses to study while sitting at a table in a busy shopping center, don't worry about it.
如果你是我，你会喜欢猫吗？
汤姆，如果你是我的话，我会让你做的。
如果你是一个兽医，那你的运气可真不佳。
如果你是个乞丐，你会在人行道上写些什么？
What would you write, on the pavement, if you were a beggar?
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