我们这个年纪的爱情，只个玩笑。
鉴于人体只含有10万亿个细胞，一些科学家们开玩笑说，人类微生物混杂体其实是10%的人类和90%的微生物。
Given that the body contains only 10 trillion cells, some scientists joke that the human-microbe hybrid is 10% human and 90% microbe.
我的一个朋友B又高挑又养眼，开玩笑说她完全配得上NBA球员，但是最后却还是跟一个可以彻夜聊天、不觉无语的男人在一起了，这个男人是一个艺术家，但是身高只及B的肩膀。
My friend B., who is tall and gorgeous, jokes that she could have married an NBA player, but decided to go with the guy she can talk to all night—a graphic artist who comes up to her shoulder.
一家服装店的雇员Sitra Walker只在那工作了两个星期，然而她觉得自己和经理已经熟到可以开玩笑的程度了。
Sitra Walker was an employee at a clothing store in Columbus, Ohio. She had only been working there for two weeks, but already she felt that she knew the manager well enough to joke around with him.
我未婚妻Marti开玩笑说，我应该弄个Lady Gaga式的稻草人，我起先只觉得好笑，但后来觉得这是个相当好的办法。
My fiancee Marti joked that I should make a scarecrow which looked like her. I laughed and then it occurred to me it was actually a very good idea.
不过有一天他让我给他拍一张护照照，于是从那起“只来一张护照照”成了我和他之间的一个常开的玩笑。
Then one day he asked me to make a passport photograph of himself and from then on it was a joke between us: "Just a passport photo."
也许还抵不过命运开的一个玩笑，上帝只在云端眨了一眨眼，所有的结局，就都已经完全改变。
But fate might also arrived to open a joke, God only cloud in the blink of an eye blink, the outcome of all, it has not completely changed.
第二个人说：嗨，先生。你为什么要背一只小牛？这个人变得很生气。他说：“停止开玩笑！它是一只山羊！”
The second one said: "Hey, Sir. Why are you carrying a dead calf?" The man got angry. He said, "Stop joking! It is a goat!"
第二个人说：嗨，先生。你为什么要背一只小牛？这个人变得很生气。他说：“停止开玩笑！它是一只山羊！”
The second one said: "Hey, Sir. Why are you carrying a dead calf?" The man got angry. He said, "Stop joking! It is a goat!"
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