我喜欢幽默，所以，我每次逛书店，都不忘记另外给自己买上几本关于笑话的书，而且到哪里总爱随身带着一本，妈妈经常说我是“书公子”。
I like humor, so, when I go into a bookstore, don't forget in addition to give oneself buy a few books about joke of the total, and where love carry a, mama always said I was "book childe".
你听没听过那个关于英格兰人、爱尔兰人和苏格兰人的笑话？
Have you heard the one about the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman?
你知道任何关于大象的笑话么？
文萨特有一个关于喝一品脱啤酒的小笑话。
有很多关于肥胖者、残疾人（如聋人、近视者）的笑话。
There are a lot of jokes about people who are too fat or physically handicapped, deaf, or short-sighted things like that.
一个笑话、一场赞美、一场关于最新电影或书籍的热烈讨论——这些东西在你周围的这些生命上增添一丝光亮。
A joke, a compliment, an engaging discussion about the latest film or book – these things add a little light to the lives of those around you.
一个笑话，一场赞美，一次有吸引力的讨论关于最近的电影或书——这些东西加了一些光在你周围的这些生命上。
A joke, a compliment, an engaging discussion about the latest film or book - these things add a little light to the lives of those around you.
他会因为一个关于牧师和犹太教士，又或者是农夫女儿的新笑话大笑不已。
He would laugh at the latest joke about a priest and a rabbi or about a farmer's daughter.
比方说，你可以讲关于种族的笑话，但不一定非得攻击哪个种族，你攻击的可以是种族主义。
You can make jokes about race without any race being the butt of the joke. Racism itself can be the butt, for example.
犹太人关于摩西有一个古老又悲哀的笑话是这样讲的，摩西掉错了头，结果来到了中东角上，这时候他没有一滴可被抛弃的油。
THE old, sad, Jewish joke about Moses taking a wrong turn and ending up in a corner of the Middle East without any oil can at last be discarded.
尽管关于流程图我说了个很糟糕的笑话，我们还是要去画流程图。
Despite making a bad joke about it we're going to do the same thing here.
我也想到了所有那些关于唐璜垂暮之年的故事、传说和笑话。
I think of all those tales, legends, and laughs about the aged Don Juan.
我对死亡的态度，正好与关于琼斯修女的一个老笑话中的一个妙语不谋而合。
My attitude toward death was captured by the punch line in an old joke about Sister Jones, the most devout woman in her church.
穿着无尾晚礼服系着白色的领结，周立波，一个43岁的独角戏喜剧演员，讲着连珠炮似的笑话，大部分都是关于在上海的生活的。
Sporting a tuxedo and a white bow tie, Zhou, 43, a stand-up comedian, delivers rapid-fire jokes, mostly about life in Shanghai.
听说过关于苏格兰人，西班牙人和比利时人的笑话吗？
HEARD the one about the Scotsman, the Spaniard and the Belgian?
首先，我们需要一台当提出关于“美国城市”问题时不会给出“多伦多”作为答案的计算机，就像沃森在《危险边缘》总决赛首轮闹出的让人印象深刻的笑话那样。
First we need a computer that doesn't give Toronto as an answer to a clue about "U.S. Cities," as Watson memorably did for Final Jeopardy in the first game.
还记得那个关于精神科医生的笑话吗？
有个关于比利时人低劣陈旧的笑话，说比利时人最好的优点在于轻易地远走他乡，但针对比利时私人银行而言，情况恰好倒过来，这从而对比利时的私人银行有益。
Thus the mean old joke that the best thing about Belgium is the ease of travelling elsewhere has been reversed, to the benefit of Belgian private Banks.
知道关于大象的笑话么？
这个关于首都达卡的一个地区—古丽的笑话。
This is a joke about Gulistan, an area in the capital, dhaka.
有一个关于自行车的笑话是这样的。
There's a joke among cyclists that goes something like this.
上面那段的最后一句话是一个关于长宽比例的御宅族冷笑话，如果你还不宅的彻底，估计就明白不了。
That last line was an aspect ratio joke you're not geeky enough to get.
你知道的这些趣事：获奖者发表感言时对落选人的脸部特写，当有人开一个关于种族的笑话时会给MorganFreeman一个镜头(他笑了，说明他不是种族主义者！)
You know the ones: the close-ups on the losers during the winner's speech, the quick cut to Morgan Freeman when someone makes a faintly racial joke (" he's laughing! So it's not racist! ").
(微软，据说有个老笑话关于提供弹性工作制：“你可以根据需要随意工作18小时”)。
Microsoft, according to an old joke, offers flexitime: "you can work any 18-hour shift that you want."
现在关于普京的一个笑话是：普京和medvedev一起去餐馆点了牛排。
There is already a new Putin joke: Putin goes to a restaurant with Medvedev and orders a steak.
关于他的生活：“为了出名我会做的事是：我会打电话，讲笑话，逗乐子，我一直被人称为疯小子。”
On his life: “What I would do in order to be popular was, I’d put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.”
有一则笑话是关于一个男人去看医生说自己看见了很多斑点。
There's a joke about a man who goes to the doctor complaining that he sees spots.
有一则笑话是关于一个男人去看医生说自己看见了很多斑点。
There's a joke about a man who goes to the doctor complaining that he sees spots.
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