“老婆,老婆,”男人说,“我们为什么要当国王呢?”
"Wife, wife," said the man, "why should we wish to be the king?"
妻子:这就是为什么你需要一个像我这样的老婆了。
但孩子们确实热爱学习真实的东西——为什么树会有叶子,为什么负负得正,亨利八世砍了他多少老婆的头。
But children do love learning real things-why trees have leaves, how two minuses make a plus, the number of wives' heads Henry VIII removed.
“我有时在想,我为什么就要找老婆?”和父母住在一起的王先生说。
"Sometimes I wonder if I will ever find a wife," said Mr. Wang, who lives with his parents, retired factory workers who remind him of his single status with nagging regularity.
瞧,如果你的老公(或者老婆;脾气好不好男女都是一样)为什么总是解决不了家里的问题。
Say your husband (or wife; bad behaviour is gender-free) never helps out around the house.
他编制企业俱乐部规定的条文,排列醉酒的同义词,编辑婚姻幸福生活的话语,罗列为什么要娶一个老女人做老婆的理由。
He made lists of rules for his tradesmen's club, of synonyms for being drunk, of maxims for matrimonial happiness and of reasons to choose an older woman as a mistress.
我又有很多很多疑问,他老婆离他那么近为什么从来没来过店里呢。
I have a lot of doubt, his wife is so close to him, why have never visited shop?
老婆:你为什么不给我打电话? !
你不会每年都更换房子、孩子和老婆。为什么要卖出股票呢?
You don't change the house every year, children and wife, Why do you want to sell?
为什么你对那个老婆婆这么好呢?
我就是通过微笑把老婆搞到手的,这也是为什么TM里的会员都那么亲密,如此亲密以至于很多人变成了情侣,甚至结婚。
That's how I got my smiling wife and that's why Toastmasters members are so close — so close that some of them even become lovers or get married!
我住在这里不远,我可以走路回去5。为什么不让你老婆来中国陪你一段时间呢?
I live near here, I can walk back to 5. Why do not you accompany your wife to come to China for some time?
猫:阁下,我去年结婚时,老板就没有给我涨工资,现在,我老婆要生孩子了,为什么还不涨?
Cat: I married last year, but my boss didn't increase my salary. Now , my wife will born a baby, why does he still not increase my salary?
但是,我老婆还会醒来并对我大声吆喝为什么我这么晚才回家!
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!
男人为什么要娶老婆?
男人为什么要娶老婆?
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