因为我回来了正蹲在那些破杂志上排卵 这个翻译如果是八卦报纸说我正处于排卵期有些莫名其妙而且不够粗俗
Because I'm back and I'm squatting in those crappy magazines about ovulation. If it were a gossip newspaper saying I'm in my ovulation period, it would be rather baffling and not vulgar enough
以上为机器翻译结果，长、整句建议使用 人工翻译 。