Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
你妈太胖了，她一站到秤上，秤就显示“请一次只上一个人”。
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spanish claimed her for then new world.
你妈太胖了，她浮在海上时，西班牙人竟宣称她为第二块新大陆。
The world's most celebrated cellist introduces himself not as Yo-Yo, or Mr. Ma, or even Yo Mama (as you might expect from a wisenheimer).
作为世界上最负盛名的大提琴家, 他并不自称为马友友，或马先生，甚至是友马马（假若你自作聪明） 。
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