Tiredof the Grand Admiralundermininghisauthority, Trioculus had Takel executed by his right-hand man, Grand Moff Hissa, with a single blast from his laserpistol.
Labour leader Ed Miliband said the Conservatives were divided over Europe and the prime minister was "being dragged to the exit door" by backbenchers and certain cabinet ministers who were "undermining his authority" by urging an "in-out referendum" on the UK's future in Europe.