What this story needs is a pig in a wig, on a boat, not a house, with a mouse, or a panda in a blouse, not a rat with a hat, or a skunk on a trunk, not a frog, a dog, or a goat on a log.

这个故事里所需要的，是一只戴着假发的猪，在一艘船上，不是在房子里，一只小老鼠，或者一只穿着衬衫的熊猫，而不是一只戴着帽子的老鼠，或者一只树干上的臭鼬，不是一只青蛙，一条狗，或是一只站在木头上的山羊。

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The best way, then, to avoid practicalities of frog-pig sex, Scooter's species (and whether or not Skeeter is canon in this universe) and Electric Mayhem's drug consumption is with laughter.

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