Well I will lick you, if you fool with me.

好吧，如果你戏弄我，我就会打你。

youdao

I could lick you with one hand tied behind me, if I wanted to.

如果我愿意，一只手背在后面也能打败你。

youdao

If you lick me, you can take all money I have.

如果你赢了我，你可以拿走我所有的钱。

youdao

You know, many nights I go home at night and I am so wounded from the conversations that I've had on TV that my dog Chip(ph) has to help me lick them up.

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