Forstall as Anakin turns his back on Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Jedis, in order to train in the dark ways of the Force with the Emperor (Larry Page?) at Google.
Meanwhile, Jon Bon Jovi is a mega football fan he's tight with Patriots owner Bob Kraft and team Kenobi Bill Belichick, and he was once an owner of the Arena League's Philadelphia Soul.
Three fine actors were lured into this farrago: Ewan McGregor plays the young Obi-Wan Kenobi, Liam Neeson is his Jedi mentor, Natalie Portman plays a teen-age queen, and all of them look as if they were recently abused by robots.