One joke says that God loves taxi drivers because they inspire so many people to pray.

有个笑话说，上帝爱出租车司机是因为他们激励很多人祈祷。

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But in the end, good, evil, right, or wrong... what we choose is never what we really need, for that is the ultimate cosmic joke, the real gift that god has left behind.

但是到了最后，善、恶、对、错，我们选择的却永远不是我们需要的，那才是宇宙终极的笑话，是上帝留下的真正的礼物。

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When Brazilians contemplate the beauty of their country or the ability of their soccer team, they like to joke, "God is Brazilian."

当巴西人想到祖国的美好或国家足球队的水平时，他们喜欢开玩笑，“上帝是巴西人。”

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It sounds like the setup for a joke, as God only knows what freakish mollusks lurk in that fetid post-industrial waterway.

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"The joke is, thank God aspirin is around, because you'd never get it on the market these days, " says Pharmacia's Ando.

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Southerners have a joke: Mercedes station wagons and wearing mink in Texas are God's way of telling you that you have too much money.

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