If you get me any more relaxed, I'm going to be like a limp dishrag here.

如果你让我太放松，我可能会瘫软地像块抹布。

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If you get into any dodgy situations, call me.

如果你遇上什么难事，给我打电话。

《牛津词典》

Come and get me if you think you're hard enough.

你要是觉得自己有种，就冲着我来吧。

《牛津词典》

"The CIA was showing me my medical file like this," "If you cooperate with us, you will get your medical treatment.

VOA: standard.2009.07.28

If you want to control a program file, open, copy, paste not get me ready for my trip to Stanford.

如果想要掌控一项程序文件，打开，复制粘贴，并不会铺平通向斯坦福的路。

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I take good to mean good. Consequently, if you were to write a good paper for me, B that would get a B.

我认为好就是好，如此一来，如果你给我写了篇好论文，就会拿。

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"If you cross the line with me, you get both barrels, " said an unrepentant Mr. Gerstein.

WSJ: Lawyers Behaving Badly Get A Dressing Down From Civility Cops

"For me, if you get caught taking a banned substance, you don't take part in an Olympics or Paralympics ever again, " said Grey-Thompson.

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