The rest of this assessment is dedicated to a wildly inaccurate recollection of the Holyrood building fiasco, linking it to the Edinburgh trams fiasco, praise for Scotland as a tourist destination, infuriation at the Edinburgh traffic during the Festival, and a dislike of his view being spoiled by wind farms.

BBC: Scotland Doomed by Comic Economics

Holyrood's justice committee had talked of a "power struggle" and called for an end to "empire building".

BBC: Deal struck to end impasse over police force's functions