I never dreamed it had a name—ah, sweet heaven, I thought it was original.

我做梦也没想到它还有个名字——啊，天哪，我还以为它是独创的呢。

youdao

Sweet heaven grant it be so—then wilt thou fetch him away and restore me!

感谢上帝，但愿如此——那么你就把他带走，让我恢复原来的样子吧！

youdao

There is an Indian story about a bar of candy that came to see God in Heaven and complained: "Dear God, I am so sweet." I am so nice!

有一个印度故事，是讲一颗糖果去天堂见上帝，它跟上帝抱怨说：“亲爱的上帝，我那么甜、那么好，不但遵守五戒，又一直都在打坐。”

youdao

In fairness, it should be stated that there's a sweet, amusing sequence set in heaven, in which Reese Witherspoon plays the leader of a bunch of Valley Girl angels.

CNN: Not-so-divine comedy