These weird tools include funnel glasses designed to guide eyedrops into the eye (see photo), a toilet tissue holder hat, and a barbed alarm clock intended to wake up its user quickly.

例如，帮助使用者滴眼药水的漏斗眼镜(见图)、安装在使用者头上的卷筒纸架、让人尽快清醒的带刺闹钟等。

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The wind sweeps a chattering funnel of dead leaves between his knees and teases the brim of his straw hat and Henry tries to concentrate on what he is doing.

NPR: Excerpt: 'Woodsburner'