For a moment, let me talk about some things FINRA does to protect investors that Ms. Kalla and others at Forbes usually leave out when writing about the organization.
So I will only tell you the really astonishing things that happened, and you may leave the book about quite safely, for no aunts and uncles either are likely to write 'How true!'
If an atlas's job is to tell you as much as possible about places on the face of the globe, and leave other things to other specialisations, the Times wins this contest pretty easily.