So don't lament missing the rally -- look past the froth and do your homework.

CNN: Red Chip Frenzy Again?

If you think Beaker, for example, is a garbage Muppet, you won't lament his mostly missing meeping, while if you're a purist, you'll cringe at every appearance of shrimp-come-lately Pepe.

CNN: Review: 'The Muppets' still finding its felting

The V-Wagon answers the auto reviewer's lament: Why can't I have everything and why can't it be interesting?

WSJ: 2011 Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon: Insane, Unnecessary, Awesome | Rumble Seat by Dan Neil