Why do you egg him on to do what you won't do yourself?
你自己不干，为什么撺弄他呢？
Why waste money on expensive creams when you can treat yourself to a soothing facial with whole-egg mayonnaise from your own refrigerator?
明明用冰箱里的百分百蛋黄酱就可以做一次舒缓的美容，为什么还花钱买那些昂贵的面霜呢？
Tell yourself that every time you crack open an egg from now on you won't be half expecting a leathery wad of bird to come flopping out into the skillet.
那就告诉自己，从现在开始，每当你敲开一个蛋，你可能会看见一只羽翼未丰的小鸟蹦进煮锅里。
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