After the shower I feel like getting drunk and I grab a bottle of your wine and open it and then another and together we get drunk and spill wine on your floor and you break your coffee table.

洗过淋浴之后，我感到有些醉意，我抓起你的一瓶酒，打开瓶塞。然后又是一瓶。我们都喝醉了，酒洒在你家的地板上。你砸碎了你的咖啡桌。

youdao

However, you caught me a little drunk on a friday night, because right now I think this is a fairly decent list to live by.

也许你看了后会在星期五晚上请我喝酒，因为我觉得这是个不错的清单。

youdao

You already got drunk, on your own dime.

你已经醉了，你只是一个女酒友。

youdao

Some I'm like, well, mother, if you think I'm drunk on one, you ought to see me after I drink four and six of them.

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