You might have a few billion people praying to God to save their asses after the big shudder, but i doubt you'll be hearing any constructive prayers concerning ascension.

地球的大晃动之后，你可能会有几十亿的人们向上帝祈祷拯救，但是我怀疑你是否将听到任何关心扬升的有建设性的祈祷。

youdao

For long-eared asses are not rare, but with the ears that you can show, no little or big ass either ever could compare!

长耳朵的驴子并不稀奇，可是你生的那副耳朵，无论大小驴子都不能和你相比！

youdao

That could snip one of the cords of that big hammock that holds our fat financial asses.

FORBES: The Fed, the Bailouts and the Useful Inquest