He'll have specific ideas on what's going wrong and what's needed to put it right, but coaching is knowing how to take a session - and Alan doesn't have that yet because he's never done it before.

BBC: Alan Hansen's column

It will go down under the heading of 'things you wish you had never said' - alongside Alan Hansen's 'you don't win anything with kids' comment on Match of the Day eight years ago.

BBC: Wenger's word games backfire

The film stars Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, and Alan Arkin, and it's safe to say it won't be the biggest hit in any of their careers.

CNN: STORY HIGHLIGHTS