Even though I suck at table tennis and would never make it to the top in TTX, I'll just design a paddle prettier than my opponents and beat their sense of style.

虽然我乒乓球打的一塌糊涂绝对没可能在这个TTX中打出名次，但我绝对会设计一个比我对手更漂亮的球拍，在时尚感上面击败他们。

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A wooden paddle, as one used in table tennis.

一种木制球拍，如乒乓球拍。

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Links of London's charm collection celebrates specific Olympic sports such as table tennis and badminton, so there is a ping-pong paddle and a shuttlecock, alongside hearts and clovers, symbolizing the themes of luck and love.

WSJ: Winning British Gold for the Olympics