不，医生是不会开这种玩笑的。

No, a doctor wouldn't joke like this.

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不。它是我的胃药。这是医生开的处方。

No. It's medicine for my stomach. Here is the prescription from doctor.

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市面售价的咳嗽药水对感冒引起的咳嗽没及时性的功效，医生开咳嗽药水处方给小童在一定程度上是配给家长精神上的安慰，药用价值不高个人不建议采用， 一般情况下感冒引起的咳嗽4-5天会有好转。

Most of the cough medicine has no effect, some how they are more the comfort cure to the parents rather than to the child, and he won't prescribe that . In most case, cough will go after 4or 5 days.

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