神：嗯，你认为是谁发明了幽默？

God: Well, who do you think invented humor?

youdao

嗯…神当然想让每个人都去天堂，可是事实上有很多人不能去天堂。

Well, God wants everyone to be in Heaven, but the truth is that there will be many, many people who will miss Heaven.

youdao

我想这个应该是神要跟我说的话吧，嗯。

I'm supposed that this is the God Almighty wanna to speak to me, huh.

youdao