从来都没有。我没有开玩笑。
不，是真的，我没有开玩笑。
我没有开玩笑。我是认真的。
爸爸：我说了我不是很喜欢马戏团。我没有开玩笑。
Dad: I've said that I've got a problem with the circus. I'm not kidding.
没，我没有开玩笑，你知道这是最新的款式。
我没有开玩笑别以为这不可能不要不敢相信。
I'm not joking Don't think it impossible. Don't be afraid to believe.
我没有开玩笑。我这个月重了好多。我得减肥了。
Tina: I'm not kidding. I weight much more this month. I have to go on a diet.
我没有开玩笑。我这个月重了好多。我得减肥了。
I'm not kidding. I weight much more this month. I have to go on a diet.
我没有开玩笑。
也许你听了觉得有些夸张，但是我没有开玩笑，我没有任何的添油加醋。
Maybe you heard that some exaggeration, but I'm not kidding, I do not have any cut and dry.
其中一个原因是IT行业正在发生变化-用户变得越来越聪明(是的你没听错-我没有开玩笑)。
One of the reasons the IT profession is changing is that users are getting much smarter (yes, you read that correctly - that's not a joke).
我没有开玩笑，她看起来棒极了！它能够轻松的卸掉眼妆，包括防水的，我只用防水的。
It takes off all eye makeup easily, including waterproof, which is the only kind of eye makeup I wear.
是的，我没有开玩笑，据我所知，这绝对不是在开玩笑，他们一字一句的告诉我这种笔记本电脑叫做 Jisus。
No, I am not kidding, and as far as I know, this is not a joke, they are literally calling these notebooks Jisus.
我并没有这个意思，我只是开开玩笑而已。
我的好朋友和商业伙伴开玩笑说他成为一个数据库管理员是因为SQL已经35年没有变化了，这大部分是真的。
My good friend and business partner jokes that he became a DBA because SQL hasn't changed in 35 years. This is, largely, true.
没有，我开玩笑呢！
雪莉：没有开玩笑，我很严肃。
没有把自己的东西减少到500样——你在开玩笑，对吗？你有看到我的笔记本电脑和硬盘集锦吗？或者我的衣服和鞋子？
Not cutting down my things to even 500 items - you're kidding, right? Have you seen my laptop and hard drive collection? Or how about my clothes and shoes?
“这都是因为我父亲在我还是小孩的时候没有给我买一列火车。”巴菲特开玩笑道，他出生于奥马哈市内布拉斯加州，历史上的铁路枢纽。
"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid," joked Mr Buffett, who comes from Omaha, Nebraska, a historical rail hub.
最开始我以为司机是在开玩笑，尽管我只是上车，没有任何可笑之处，但后来他就变得十分烦躁甚至生气，强迫我下车。
I had just got on the bus and it did not seem very full. But then he became really impatient and angry.
我最近一直在开玩笑的对其他人说，这个邻居，刚来也不和我们打交道，哪天死了也没有人知道…
I've been making jokes to the other people in building that he could die and no one would know about it.
在李察住院的第六个清晨，肠阻塞终于得到缓解，他苏醒时没有感动疼痛，心情愉悦，并半开玩笑地宣称“今天我差不多感到自己还活着”。
On the sixth morning of his hospitalization, his bowel congestion finally relieved, he awoke pain-free and cheerful and announced, half joking, “Today, I almost feel like living.”
我没有同你开玩笑，我是认真的。
我今天没有心情开玩笑。
你开玩笑吧！我到处找遍了都没有。
你开玩笑吧！我到处找遍了都没有。
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