It becomes the greatest pleasure to fart freely without worrying about getting caught or killing everyone else in the room.
自由放屁成为最大的乐趣,不用担心被抓住或杀死房间里的其他人。
If you forget to FART first, as most people do, your photos will usually be boring.
如果你忘了‘放屁fart’,绝大部分人都是这样,你的照片通常挺没劲。
Listen: we are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
听着:我们在这地球上就是来无所事事的。别让任何人告诉你不同看法。
My wife used to fart-when she was nervous, she had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies. You know she used to fart in her sleep.
我妻子一紧张就放屁,她生前有很多怪癖,就连睡着了也会放屁。
But when you are alone, it becomes the greatest pleasure to fart freely without worrying about getting caught or killing everyone else in the room.
但是,当你独处时,一切担心让人嘲笑或者让一起的人难受不已的囧况都将是浮云,“随意排放”将成为一种莫大的享受。
'he slowly leaned in — at which point I was thinking he was about to spit in my face — and he said,' I don't have to fart anymore, you scared it out of me.
他慢慢将身体倾斜- - - - - -当我以为他要向我脸上吐唾沫时- - - - - -然后他说,我终于不用再放屁了,你已经把它吓出来了。
Fling chickens, cows, European and African swallows, and even the kitchen sink to keep those knights out before you have to fart in their general direction.
弗林鸡,牛,欧洲和非洲的燕子,甚至厨房的水槽让那些骑士之前,你必须在他们的放屁大方向。
It was also said to try to be different because of the huge dinosaurs such animals as a result of eating too much and continue to fart, into the air to release a large number of methane gas.
还有人别出心裁地说,是因为恐龙这种巨大的动物因吃的太多且不断放屁,向空中释放大量的甲烷气体。
Every night he listens to my troubles, cooing his understanding or praising me with an encouraging fart.
每个晚上他都聆听我的烦恼,或是咕嘟着表示他懂,或是放一个响屁来以表鼓励。
What's worse is that I feel like I just exposed you to the world's worst fart joke by even sharing this picture.
更糟糕的是,我有种把世界上最糟糕的放屁笑话通过分享这张照片呈现在你面前的感觉。
In the case of a Ferrari, if you don't FART before snapping, you're likely to make another boring photo of the whole car from eye level.
拿法拉利来说,如果你拍前没有‘放屁fart’,你很可能从眼睛的高度拍一张很没劲的照片。
Still you wouldn’t believe how many are eager to see a dog fart or pee, among the many crazy rides and noises.
你怎么也无法相信,在那旅行者、在那吵那声中,会有那么多人迫不及待想看狗放屁、撒尿。
There was Kroa who belched like a pig and always let off a loud fart when he sat down to table.
那位克罗打起嗝来像头猪,一坐下来吃饭总要先放一个大屁。
Felian: This theory which is due to a fart is just like a theory which is due to an apple.
这是一个屁引发的理论,就像一个苹果引发的理论一样。
It would be the worst kind of fart ever: you couldn't deny it, you couldn't escape it, and the smell would stay with you all the way back to the space station.
不可否认,这可谓是史上最糟糕的屁了,你甚至不能避开它。更遭的是,这种气味会一直伴随你回到太空站。
Instead of developing a cow that doesn't fart quite as much, Mironov wants to cut out the cow altogether.
除了开发不放那么多屁的奶牛之外,米罗·诺夫想把“奶牛”一块删去。
Also, researchers have been looking for a way to grow cows that don't fart as much.
另外,研究者们一直在寻找让奶牛少放一些屁的办法。
What better way to get out of an embarrassing scrape or a sensitive situation than by letting off a loud fart?
有什么更好的方式来摆脱尴尬的刮擦或一个比一个响亮的屁,让过敏感的问题?
It is to be in when everything will return to normal, another fart of too impatient to wait rush.
又是在一切将要恢复正常的时候,另一个屁又迫不及待的冲来了。
It is a weekend, but also a new beginning, but I live not too good today, because I do not know how to, frantically fart, fart, or the highest level: tear gas.
又是一个周末,又是一个新的开始,不过,我今天过得不是太好,因为我不知怎么地,疯狂地放屁,还是屁中的最高级别:催泪瓦斯。
All the problems in the world, will be able to "pass you fart matter" and "pass I fart matter" to answer. Suddenly feel fart good busy.
世界上的一切问题,都能用“关你屁事”和“关我屁事”来回答。突然感觉屁好忙。
Fart gamers to play god, in the automobile after the fart by the space bar, the car cover fart sound voice can not be beaten.
玩家扮演屁神,在汽车经过的时候按空格键放屁,用汽车的声音掩盖屁声,即可不被殴打。
Please, feel free to count how many times you fart each day to see if you are above or below average but it may be worth not telling anyone else as you don't want them thinking you are a weirdo.
请放松下来,好好数一下自己每天到底放了多少屁,看看自己到底高于平均数,还是少于平均数,但是千万别告诉其他任何人,如果你不想他们当你是怪人的话。
Public places, someone suddenly put a fart, a person come over clap his shoulder and said, listen to accent, not the native it.
公共场所,有人忽放一屁,一人过来拍拍他的肩膀说:听口音,不是本地人吧。
Public places, someone suddenly put a fart, a person come over clap his shoulder and said, listen to accent, not the native it.
公共场所,有人忽放一屁,一人过来拍拍他的肩膀说:听口音,不是本地人吧。
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