What do you do with a dead violist?
有个中提琴手死了咋办？
How do you keep a violist from drowning?
怎样防止中提琴手溺水？
Why can't a violist play with a knife in his back?
为什么中提琴手演奏时背后不能放把刀？
Did you hear about the violist who played in tune?
你听说过不跑调的中提琴手么？
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
要怎么才能知道一个中提琴手走调了？
What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
女裁缝和中提琴手有什么区别呢？
Now Jacob Adams is a professional violist here in New Haven.
现在到雅各布·亚当斯，他是来自纽海文的职业中提琴手。
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
怎样让一个中提琴手演奏极弱震音呢？
Did you hear about the violist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
你听说有个中提琴手号称能拉32分音符吗？
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers).
如果你把一个中提手和女高音扔到悬崖底下，谁先落地？(两个答案)。
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road, which one do you run over first, and why?
一个指挥家和一个中提琴手站在路当中，你先碾哪个？为什么？
Even so, some people, including some musicians and violist themselves, have made a dig at it by creating jokes.
即便如此，仍然有些人，包括些许音乐家，甚至中提琴乐手本身，都以创笑话来挖苦中提琴在管弦乐团里的身份。
And he is a violist, not a violinist, but the principle here is pretty much the same, so tell us about the construction of the instrument.
他是位中提琴手，不是小提琴手，但提琴的原理都很相近，跟我们讲解下乐器的结构吧。
And he is a violist, not a violinist, but the principle here is pretty much the same, so tell us about the construction of the instrument.
他是位中提琴手，不是小提琴手，但提琴的原理都很相近，跟我们讲解下乐器的结构吧。
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