罗礼士可以用一只鸟杀掉两颗石头。
罗礼士出生后就开车把他妈妈从医院载回家。
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
罗礼士能把鱼淹死。
“时间不等待任何人”…除非那个人就是罗礼士。
「人并不是完美的」对于罗礼士来说是句侮辱的话。
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
某些魔术师能在水上行走,罗礼士则是在陆地中游泳。
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
罗礼士的眼泪是癌症的特效药,但很遗憾:他永不流泪。
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头,但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头,但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
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