Today, my boyfriend kissed me on our second date.
今天，在我们第二次的约会上，我男朋友吻了我。
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house.
今天，我交往近一年的男朋友请我到他家吃饭。
Today, my boyfriend dumped me through a Facebook status, and both my mom and best friend "liked" it. FML
今天，我的男朋友在脸谱网状态上把我给甩了，结果我妈和我闺蜜都觉得这很赞。
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown.
今天，男朋友说要给我个惊喜般的约会，目的地不定。
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML.
今天，我男朋友跟我分手了，通过短信，当我们在同一个屋檐下的时候。
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night.
今天，我男友打电话给我说希望我晚上到他那去过夜。
Today, my boyfriend dumped me through a Facebook status, and both my mom and best friend "liked" it. FML.
今天，我的男朋友在脸谱网状态上把我给甩了，结果我妈和我闺蜜都觉得这很赞。
Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking.
今天我那个很会做饭的男朋友想挑战一下烘烤技术。
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years, also the father of my newborn baby, told me he greatly admires men like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
今天，和我好了3年的男友，同时也是我刚出生的小孩的父亲，对我说他最崇拜象施瓦辛格那样的男人。(丫最近刚刚离婚)。
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk.
今天我男友打电话告我他过来有话说。
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight.
今天，我男友使用激光笔告诉我，我哪里该减肥了。
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance.
今天男朋友上完厕所出来，说他不小心尿在了地板上，你有空的时候清理一下。
Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week.
今天我和一个礼拜没见面的男朋友在月光下深情对望着。
Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with.
今天，我男朋友给我买了一个我之前就喜欢上的漂亮的戒指，。
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard.
今天我的男朋友在我家前院说要和我分手。
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos.
今天男朋友说选择我的原因是我是个优秀的纹身师而他没有钱做纹身。
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life.
今天，和我交往了4年的男友决定上网开博客，写写他的生活。
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML.
今天，我的男友承认，从我们我们开始约会的两天前他就木有刷过牙。明天是我们在一起2周年。囧。
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house.
今天，我男朋友本想让我往他家过夜。
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house.
今天，我男朋友本想让我往他家过夜。
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