好吧，我知道一个段子。
Don't hog the conversation with one joke after another.
不要让一个接一个的笑话充斥你的整个话题。
The Jokes Barn - GO - making the world funnier - one joke at a time.
笑话谷仓-往-使世界变得更加有趣-一个笑话的时间。
I have seen one joke, everyday I think this joke, I am glad one day!
我看过一个笑话，想这个笑话我乐半年时间。
One joke says that God loves taxi drivers because they inspire so many people to pray.
有个笑话说，上帝爱出租车司机是因为他们激励很多人祈祷。
A bank worker calls a colleague, goes one joke on the tiexue. net bulletin board.
来自铁血网站公告版的一则笑话：一个银行职员给同事打电话。
The wolf thought he was in joke, and came one night to get a dainty morsel.
狼以为他是在开玩笑，一天晚上来取美味的食物。
There is nothing worse than falling for a joke and being a fool except one day.
除了这一天，没有什么比被一个笑话愚弄，变成一个傻子更糟糕的了。
Customers would joke that one day I'd be sitting at their table, waiting to be served.
顾客会开玩笑说，有一天我会坐在他们的桌子旁，等着服务上门。
Some one must have slipped it slyly into my pocket for a joke.
一定是有人捉弄我，偷偷地把它塞进了我的口袋。
One day, we thought, all problems would be solved and there wouldn't be any more jokes because there wouldn't be anything left to joke about.
我们当时认为：总有一天，所有的问题都会得到解决，然后就不会再有笑话，因为到那时就没什么好开玩笑的事情了。
Learn one simple joke each week and spread it around.
每周学一个简单的笑话，给周围的人讲。
At times I might pitch a joke or try to come up with one.
有时候我可能会说个笑话或者是临时想一个。
There used to be an old joke in America that people should take a bath once a week, whether they need one or not.
以前在美国有一个老笑话，说不管人们需不需要，他们至少每个礼拜该洗一次澡。
When you tell a joke and no one laughs, it can be embarrassing.
你讲了一个笑话，却没人笑，这可能会很丢脸。
One day, when he was feeling very bored, the boy decided to play a practical joke on the villagers.
有一天，当他感到很无聊，男孩决定发挥对村民的实际笑话。
One time a candidate sent – I love this – a thank you card with a professional picture of herself, which quite honestly became the running joke for weeks.
一次一个求职者发来一个——我爱这里——一个带有她个人写真照的感谢卡片，说实在的，在接下来几周很快传为了我们办公室的笑柄。
No one likes to hear the same joke twice and the same goes for pick-up lines.
没有人喜欢听同一个笑话两次，搭讪语也是一样。
Anderson, for example, whose failure to score in two years at the club, spanning 73 performances, has become a standing joke among the fans, but not one that amuses his manager.
比如说安德森，在两年的73场比赛中没有为俱乐部取得进球，已经成了球迷的一个老笑话，但是教练笑不出来。
One Web is as old as the Web itself: The 1993 New Yorker joke was that on the Internet no one knows you’re a dog.
1993年，《纽约人》上的一则玩笑说：在网络中，即使你是条狗也没人知道。
One of the reasons the IT profession is changing is that users are getting much smarter (yes, you read that correctly - that's not a joke).
其中一个原因是IT行业正在发生变化-用户变得越来越聪明(是的你没听错-我没有开玩笑)。
He's guilty of taking a perfectly fine joke and selling it as the second coming of Oscar Wilde: "Okay, this is a good one.
他对说出完美的笑话和把它像奥斯卡王尔德的作品样推出怀有愧疚感。
"Asking for a caravan was just a joke, really, I didn't expect to get one," he says.
“篷车，其实我并不需要，我只想开个玩笑。”他说。
There's an old joke that says "a man with one watch always knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure."
有一个流传已久的笑话：“佩戴一只手表的人常常知道时间，而佩戴两只手表后反而难以确定了”。
One lie has even become such a standard, that it's more of a joke than a real lie. I've said it to my son, but always with tongue-in-cheek.
有句谎话甚至被我讲成了笑话，我总是半玩笑半认真的对儿子提起它。
The difference between Ireland and Iceland, so the current joke goes, is one letter and six months.
现在有这样一个笑话：爱尔兰(Ireland)和冰岛(Iceland)有什么区别？一个字母和六个月。
It could be the biggest April Fool's joke ever played on the Internet, or it could be one of the worst days ever for computers connected to the network.
它会是Internet上有史以来最大的愚人节玩笑还是那些连接到网络的电脑的悲惨一日。
It could be the biggest April Fool's joke ever played on the Internet, or it could be one of the worst days ever for computers connected to the network.
它会是Internet上有史以来最大的愚人节玩笑还是那些连接到网络的电脑的悲惨一日。
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