It doesn't matter whether you are George Bush, Pele or Chuck Norris are not safe in Iraq.
不管你是乔治·布什，贝利还是查克·诺里斯，在伊拉克都不安全。
In 1992, he helped out on the pilot for "Walker, Texas Ranger", a new series starring Chuck Norris.
1992年，他助力了查克·诺里斯主演的新剧《步行者，德州骑警》的试播。
Don't they know that it's impossible to ridicule Chuck Norris?
难道他们不知道嘲笑查克·诺理斯是不可能的吗？
The absurdly heroic boasts on Chuck Norris Facts may be affectionate, but will anyone take him seriously again?
《关于查克·诺里斯的事实》里面荒谬的英雄主义自夸可能看来亲切，但是谁还会再把他当回事？
Meanwhile, the Apple store rejected a Chuck Norris app, a Chuck Norris joke generator, because they claimed it ridiculed a public figure.
与此同时，苹果商店拒绝了一个查克·诺理斯的游戏程序，“查克·诺理斯笑料发动机”因为他们宣称它嘲笑了一位公众人物。
The Blackberry sports a great game simply called Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain.
黑莓炫耀它的一个游戏就简简单单称为“查克·诺理斯：引起烦恼的家伙”。
More importantly, shunning Chuck Norris in whatever format is like challenging Superman to a duel by slapping him with Kyrptonite gloves.
更加重要的是，无论以什么形式规避查克·诺理斯就像挑战超人去决斗，用Kyrptonite 手套打超人耳光。
This round clearly goes to the Blackberry as it's probably what Chuck Norris is using. Blackberry + 1.
这一轮很明显黑莓获得胜，因为它可能正在使用查克·诺理斯。
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
“时间不等待任何人”…除非那个人就是罗礼士。
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
罗礼士可能不知道你住在哪里，但他知道你会死在哪里。
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
某些魔术师能在水上行走，罗礼士则是在陆地中游泳。
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
伊拉克并没有大规模毁灭武器，因为罗礼士是住在奥克拉·荷马。
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
罗礼士可以用一只鸟杀掉两颗石头。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
每个成功的男人背后都有个女人，每个死人背后则都有罗礼士。
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
罗礼士是不睡觉的，他只是在等待。
Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.
罗礼士踢了地球一下，它到现在还没停止转动。
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
罗礼士从不读书：他都是狠狠瞪著书本，直到书本供出他想要的资讯。
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
罗礼士可以被零整除。
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
有些粉丝会穿超人睡衣，超人则穿著罗礼士睡衣。
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
的最后一位数就是罗礼士，因为他终结任何事物。
罗礼士能把鱼淹死。
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
罗礼士已经登陆火星过了，这就是为何那里没有生命迹象。
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
罗礼士出生后就开车把他妈妈从医院载回家。
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air hostage.
罗礼士不呼吸，他是挟持空气当人质。
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
罗礼士可以用钢琴演奏小提琴。
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
罗礼士可以删掉资源回收筒。
Chuck Norris owns a custom belt sander with three settings: Low, High, and Shave.
罗礼士有一台特制的砂带研磨机，上面设定是：弱→强→刮胡。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头，但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
罗礼士有专业替身：用在要哭的场景。
Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
罗礼士有专业替身：用在要哭的场景。
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