Suddenly it was stuck, I bent over to try to breathe, and two men, seeing my distress, slapped me on the back.
它卡住了，我弯下腰努力呼吸，这时有两个人，注意到我了的痛苦，用手掌拍我的背。
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML.
今天，我在篝火旁边烤着正爽呢，忽然一个火星飞出来落在裤裆处，我当时眼明手快使出吃奶的力气一拳捣在铃铛上。FML。
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML.
今天，我在篝火旁边烤着正爽呢，忽然一个火星飞出来落在裤裆处，我当时眼明手快使出吃奶的力气一拳捣在铃铛上。FML。
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